Come on people Give me your best blonde joke

ariight i gotta good one i`ve known for a long time. you might`ve heard it. what do u call 3 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes!

A blonde is on her way to Disney Land, she sees a sign that says "Disney Land Left" so she turned around and went home! A blonde was following a semi and at a red light she went up to the driver and said "your losing your load" he just shook his head and continued on. She kept doing this at every light for 5 blocks so he finally got a little mad and the final time the blonde came to the driver he said "Look lady, this is a sand truck I'm sanding the roads."

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Never-the-less, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked: "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

A young redheaded attorney went into a doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Sounds impossible," said the doctor. "Show me." So, she took her finger and pushed on her elbow and screamed in agony. Then she pushed on her knee and screamed, and finally, pushed on her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor thought for a minute, then asked her, "Are you really a redhead?" "No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

wel l heres one of mine...... there were two sisters..... the younger one was blonde.... one day they decided to buy a bull.... the elder said to the blonde, take the truck and get teh bull back home when i call u to come to the market. then the elder goes off to the market...... she has about $100, she likes a bull and buysit.. now all she;s got is a cent!. all she could do was make a telegram. she goes to the telegraph office and finds that she can send only one word......so she think s some time and then sends ths word.... comfortable!...... teh officer there asked her the reason and she said..... my sister is blonde. she'll read slowly!

what do a blond and a broken washer machine have in common? the both drip!!!!!

A blonde starts her first day of work in a pharmacy. The boss gets called away for a few hours. When he returns he asks the blonde if she had any problems while he was away. She told him that Mr Jones had come in for some cough medicine but she couldnt find it. "What did you do?" The boss said. "i just gave him laxettes" replied the blonde. "why would you give him laxettes for a cough?"the boss asked in shock. The blonde looked at him and replied with a smile "Well he wont be coughing anymore. Now he's too scared too!"