jokes..!!

Hii, Here are some of my all time favourite jokes -A sardarji is running happily with the dog after him.people on the road ask him -"why are you smiling ,the dog is after you ". He says "Oye - I have Airtel connection but still the Hutch dog is running after me " Once Santa Singh invited Banta Singh for dinner.his flat is on 20th floor.Since the lift is not working ,Banta climbs all the way to 20th floor -puffing & panting.When he reaches th e flat -he finds a placard on the door saying 'I'm not at home ,Banta gets angry & he writes under it "even i dint come " Sardar got into a bus.the condutor asked him for a ticket.He gave Rs 10/ and bought a ticket.Then he said "APRIL FOOL"--i have bus pass