What do you about this intelligent student?

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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy, what is ur problem? Boy,I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd grade. The teacher had enough. she took d boy to d principal's office. Boy waited outside and d teacher went to the principal and explained the situation. D principal told he would give a test to d boy and if he failed, he would go to 1st grade. Boy was brought in and d conditions were explained to him and he agreed. Principal,What is 3x3. Boy,9. Principal,What is 6x6. Boy,36.And so the boy answered all the questions correctly which were asked by the principal.He recommended d teacher for his admission in 3rd grade. The teacher said, I hv some of my own questions. Can I ask him. D principal n boy both agreed. Ms.What does a cow have four of that I hv only two. Boy, Legs. Ms.What is in ur pants that u hv but I dont hv? Boy,Pockets. Ms.What starts with C and ends with T, is hairly, oval, delicious n contains thin whitish liquid? Boy,Coconut. Ms.What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft n sticky? The principal's eyes opened wide n before he could stop d answer, boy was taking charge. Boy,Bubblegum. Ms.What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down n a dog does on 3 legs? Boy, Shake hands. Ms.Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Okay? Boy,Yep. Ms.U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down to get me up. I get wet before u do. Boy,Tent. Ms.A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u r bored. D best man always has me first. The principal was looking restless a bit n took one large Vodka peg. Boy,Wedding Ring. Ms.I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. Boy,Nose. Ms.I hv a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy,Arrow. Ms.What word starts with F and ends with K and that means a lot of heat and excitement? Boy,Firetruck. Ms.What starts with F and ends with K and if u dont get it u hv to use ur own hands? Boy,Fork. Ms.What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his and a man gives it to his after they are married? Boy, Surname. Ms.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love? Boy,Heart. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the college, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself. How is that. What do u say about this intelligent student?