a nice joke. u ll definately like it.

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a blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself handyman-type and started finding some work in a wealty neighborhors. she went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do? he replied"well, you can paint my porch. how much will you charge?" the blonde said "50 dollars?". the man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. the man's wife inside the house heard the conversation and said to her husband, "does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" the man replied, "she should. she was standing on the pporch." a short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "you're finished already?". he asked. "yes", the blonde answered, "and i had paint left oever, so i gave it two coats." imrpressed the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "and by the way," the blonde added, "THAT'S NOT A PORCH, IT'S A FERAARI" hahahahahahahahaha