Animal story (Joke)

@hobohobo (678)
Indonesia
January 8, 2007 7:11am CST
Panda Bear A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. when he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoot the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear". It says, "Panda Beaaar : eat shoots and leaves."
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areswar
@areswar (119)
• Italy
23 Jan 07
ah ah ah!!!! If you want I open a discussion about Joke! Can you write your joke in this discussion? http://www.mylot.com/w/discussion/644986.aspx
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Dicky
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
24 Jan 07
ok, i will try it next time, just keep share jokes with us
zeeterman
@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
22 Jan 07
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
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