What is the funniest post you ever came across?

Some post elsewhere where a guy's gf wanted a cat, and he said no, and also kept an Akita in the house, but his gf decided to "surprise him" with it, getting it and dropping it of, and then when the guy got home, the Akita had chased that cat around the house, torn it apart, and caused 15,000 dollars worth of damage inside the house. Obviously that was the end of their relationship, and they ended up in court over the money that would be needed to cover the losses.