Fundas of life ( Humour)

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A collection of Life's FUNDAS You love someone. You marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your e-mail id" ---- - There's only one perfect child in the world. Every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world. Every neighbor has her. ---- - Three dreams of MEN: To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is. To be as rich as his child believes he is. To have as many women as his wife suspects him of having. ---- - Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney. ---- - Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. ---- - What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and Daru is like a wife. Jitni purani hogi utna sir pe chad ke bolegi. ---- - Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad to saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. ---- - Japanese have invented a camera with the fastest shutter speed. It can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!