kids say some funny things..
By Shar11
@Shar11 (419)
United States
January 9, 2007 8:33am CST
I was walking with my then 4 year old daughter to the park and decided I would teach her a little bit about math..I figured the concept of subtraction was a great place to start...
So I asked her..If you had two apples and your freind came and took one away, what would you have?She looked at me bright eyed and thought for a moment..and then in all seriousness replied.."A fight!"This is the same child that once answered my phone as I was busy putting dinner on the table..I was trying to get that last bit of ketcup out of the container by banging it on the bottom...
When the sales person asked to speak to her mom..She casually told her.."Mommy can't talk right now..she's hitting the bottle" LOL!Kids will just say the funniest things without realizing it!!
6 responses
@redyellowblackdog (10629)
• United States
9 Jan 07
LOL... Those are good ones. I know of a similar situation. The family is playing cards together and the phone rings as daddy is winning the card game, but the game is not quite over. The child answers the phone and says that dad can not come to the phone right now, "He is beating mommy".
@Shar11 (419)
• United States
9 Jan 07
lol funny...
Kids also have nooo problem telling it like it is...when they are very young it's hard for them to really know what they shouldn't say outloud...
My daughter was very vocal on the bus one day when she noticed a very balding man...
They always seem to talk VERY LOUD in these situations too..
"Mommy LOOK his hair is all gone...why is his hair all gone..He should get more hair..."
So embarrassing...
@vinaynagendra (343)
• India
22 Jan 07
i recently met a l'il niece of mine, the very same day her mom got her a barbie (rapunzel) doll. v wer havin a good chat as she was telling some jokes wen i suddenly asked was the doll barbie's daughter to which she replied, as i quote:" barbie does not ve a barber"
lol!!!
