Newton/meter squared=Pascal
@vissu295_1986 (376)
India
January 9, 2007 11:37am CST
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
newton..........
how.................
His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal
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@vissu295_1986 (376)
• India
11 Jan 07
Plz make 1-2 lines comment.any way thanx dude
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@anshulapple (103)
• India
19 Jan 07
What a jokes sir. keep posting. I will come everyday to this discussion .
@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
12 Jan 07
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered.
What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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