share your jokes here
@rajivkumar900 (9860)
India
4 responses
@classact (1394)
• India
9 Jan 07
President Clinton meets some voters
President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.
"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years."
Clinton laughs: "You can't prove any of it!"
@Reviver (339)
• Romania
9 Jan 07
Boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
@marciascott (25529)
• United States
9 Jan 07
I don't have any jokes, Ok. MYlot is a Joke. You half to spent to much time on here to make a 1.00
@yourgoogly (1671)
• India
10 Jan 07
I think it is good joke for everyone
"Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream," said little Bunty.
"But you've had seven already," her mother pointed out.
"Just one more mummy."
"Well, this must be the last."
"Thank you, mummy - but I must say that you've got no will- power."
ha ha ha