Post your blonde jokes here
By akinov
@akinov (196)
Philippines
January 9, 2007 8:21pm CST
no offense..
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she want to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
her sister a telegram to tell her the news
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here so we can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to
send her the word 'comfortable'."The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big.
She'll read it very slowly.....
2 responses
@Serjas (2328)
• India
21 Jan 07
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A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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A: They always forget the recipe.
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A: He threw it off a cliff.
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A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
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Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher
learning?
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@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
21 Jan 07
training the blonde
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
