Politic's Joke's

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I hope you like my joke's; The first one is mine the rest are from a website I found. John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?" The owner replied "They're democrats." The next week Kerry is jogging down the street with Ted Kennedy and Kerry sees the kittens and tells Ted, "You gotta' see this!" Kerry walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?" "Republicans" the store owner replies. "But last week you said they were democrats! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Kerry proclaims. "They opened their eyes." The store owner responds. -- Computer Viruses -- THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on THE AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did. THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Attacks only minor files