See how funny this is***,Dont miss!!

YAY, and now the Democrats are spamming is mailbox. LOL~! And I believe he haven't received mail from his Texas state. "Subject: Import more Oil and we will be filthy rich from it."

This is hilarious...i loved it! Thank you so much for turning my frown upseide down ... LOL!

keep up the good work! i like jokes post more of them.

Not too great. I don't care for Bush but the box is not very easy to read.

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

very funny and realistic

A lawyer from New York was transfered to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several weeks there he noticed that the town was populated solely by men. He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when you get the urge for a woman?" The cowboy replied, "See them thar'sheep up on thet hill. We just go git us one." "That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the lawyer. After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any longer. He decided though, if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right. He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then took the sheep to bed. After he finished he decided to take his new found lover out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys turned, and stared in shocked disbelief. The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more class." "That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy. "That's the sheriff's gal you're with."

Still More Signs Technology Took Over Your Life - You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up. - You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires. -. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal. - You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better, the track ball or the track pad. - You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop. - You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone. In fact, you have probably never met most of these people face-to-face. - You don't even read magazine articles anymore, unless someone's keyed them into e-mail and forwarded it to you. - While you're away from home, the first three numbers you call are your voicenet, a bulletin board, and one of your e-mail accounts. -You are reading this from a screen.

that was hilarious. I will pass this on to all my friends.