Joke for the weekend

@kathy77 (7486)
Australia
January 12, 2007 2:42pm CST
Three Minute Management course Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure
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6 responses
• India
18 Jan 07
Enjoyed Indeed. But I guess I would have enjoyed more If I was in Bob's place. The moral of the story is very apt. Taking lessons from it.
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• India
13 Jan 07
A great joke. I had heard of the stories with moral but this time I've got a joke with a moral.
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@Junig1 (300)
• Barbados
12 Jan 07
lol, she certainly learnt a lesson, lol. Well, look at it this way, the moral of the story might be a good one in terms of the shareholder explanation but that exposure was totally avoidable..lol
@GardenGerty (161816)
• United States
13 Jan 07
Enjoyed the joke, and the very important advice. That is a way to make it quite memorable. Have a great weekend.
• India
29 Jan 09
he he he ... lolll... the best one.. good keep it up..
• Romania
18 Jan 07
You know you`re getting older when... Everything that works hurts,and what doesn`t hurt doesn`t work. You feel like the morning after,and you haven`t been anywhere. Your little black book only contains names ending in MD. Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.Your mind makes contracts your body can`t keep. You look forward to a dull evening. Your knees buckle and your belt won`t. Your back goes out more than you do. You sink your teeth into a steak,and they stay there. You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.