Knock Knock Jokes

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" "Amen" "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

Oddly, today at work, a kid and i were discussing knock knock jokes. My favorite one goes like this: "I've got a knock knock joke for you. You start." so they start, "Knock knock." You go, "who's there?" and then they usually look at you really dumb because they have NO Idea what just happened.