please some1 tell me how to understang girls???? y are they so complicated??

Rulebook for understanding women ... 1. The woman is always right. 2. When in doubt, refer to rule #1. 3. The default line to fall back on is always "yes dear". 4. Flowers and candy are passe ... think diamonds and caviar. 5. She is never late. It doesn't matter if she arrives 2 hours after the given time. She is not late. You are simply 2 hours early. It's all perspective. ;) 6. Never, under any circumstances, ever .. tell her how she really looks in those jeans. 7. Backrubs, neckrubs and body massages are excellent bribery methods. 8. When she says yes, she means maybe. 9. When she says maybe, she means no. 10. Women change their minds faster than childrens toys batteries fail. It's a fact of life. Don't question it. 11. We want you to open doors, pull out chairs and be a gentlemen. However, we also want equality. Yes, it's a double standard. We just don't care. :P 12. These rules are subject to change at any time. In fact, by the time you've finished reading it, they likely will have already changed. Hope this helps, lol. :D