Blonde Genies!

@firelight (1858)
Australia
January 14, 2007 5:28pm CST
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looksdown and the floor is amass with $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire...but why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
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@ossie16d (11821)
• Australia
15 Jan 07
The vanity of men defies logic sometimes, or maybe it is the use of the English language. Whatever, thanks for the laugh firelight and it is much appreciated. :)
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• United States
15 Jan 07
that is hilarious, im still laughing, keep up the good jokes :)
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@rainbow (6761)
15 Jan 07
ha-ha, lol! A bit obvious but good just the same! thanks for sharing
@BELMCstar (1341)
• Australia
15 Jan 07
That is so funny. I have not had any 'experience' with black men so I am not sure.
@missyd79 (3438)
• United States
15 Jan 07
omg that is so funny, i had to even read it to my bf so he could get a good laugh at of it too. thanks for sharing