Do You Like to Laugh?
By khalablue
@khalablue (309)
Canada
8 responses
@hassanchop (820)
• United States
15 Jan 07
I hear good jokes all the time. My favorite humor comes via the Mikey morning show which is a local San Diego radio show. It's hard to make me laugh, especially when I am alone, but the Mikey show always gets me going a lot, and sometimes I have to try not to drive off the road cuz I'm laughing so hard I can't see the road.
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@khalablue (309)
• Canada
15 Jan 07
Being from Canada I don't think that I have ever heard the Mikey show. Next time I'm visiting friends in San francisco I'll have to see if they are familiar with it.
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
15 Jan 07
This is jokes for the kids. Not that I think you are a kid. I just like kid jokes best.
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
Monkfish!
What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank!
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
Tsardines!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
@khalablue (309)
• Canada
15 Jan 07
Thanks nana. I often get a kick out of kids jokes myself. I think these are referred to as riddles, and were always amusing to me as a child. I still remember some of the ones that used to make me laugh.
@GardenGerty (160883)
• United States
15 Jan 07
You know, I just went and searched, and I see what you mean. Perhaps myLot should add that as a tab on their tool bar. Some of it depends on how it is tagged as a discussion, too. If I run across any good posters, I will give you a heads up.
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@GardenGerty (160883)
• United States
15 Jan 07
I think we just have so much posted, and it is not divided by humor or jokes, so you will have a hard time posting. We even seemed to have someone using a bot to post jokes. Did you use the search bar and look for humor? I don"t do a lot of humor posts, but my husband does seem to find them often on here.
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@Chapman15 (1492)
• United States
17 Jan 07
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing they were stuck up b!tches!
Read some of Doubleb's posts they are funny!
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@jackf501 (853)
• Malaysia
15 Jan 07
new famiy driver
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
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@praiseitem (515)
• Canada
15 Mar 07
Yes I love to laugh. Even more than that, I love to make people laugh. As far as topic's concerning humour on MyLot, I came across a topic early on when I 1st joined that said something about jokes being deleted. I think they don't want to take the chance and have anyone offended.
Does anyone know if thats true about humor topics being deleted? Great topic, thanks for bringing it up.
@mikee_meeh (168)
• Philippines
27 Feb 07
Laughter is indeed the best medicine. They say soothe your soul and take you out of the blues. I have had quite a few jokes and I read them whenever I get down.