joke

The maharajah of a Indian Province issued a royal decreee.He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country`s leader.The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal tiger running loose that thepeople revolted and threw the maharajah from power.This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on." The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night."

ha ha h nice jokeits realy good, . . . . one from me. a Sardar is thinking like a human...

mom's piano My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing...."