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hehhe nice joke.....i love to post jokes.....After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife ,Do I look loke a foreginer? wife:no! why? Sardar: In london a lady asked me -Are u a foreigner? Sardar was doing ecperiment with cockroach,first he cut ti's one leg and told walk walk.......Cockroach walked.Then cut second leg and told same .At last he cut's fourth leg and and ordered it walk!but cockroach din't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly," I found it . if we cur cockroach's four legs,it becomes deaf" if u like my jokes plz add comments to me

Teacher: "Johnny, put the word INFATUATION in a sentence". Johnny: "A Jap tourist walks into Pauline Hanson's fish and chip shop, and asks her `How do you cook your chips?', so Pauline tells him, `In fat you Asian'".

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who cares?" The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish. "No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency," replied Brennan.