What is your best (clean) blonde joke?
By zeloguy
@zeloguy (4911)
United States
4 responses
@toyboxer04 (353)
• Malta
17 Jan 07
2 blondes were furiously working. One was digging a hole and the other one was closing back the hole behind her. A man on the street asked why they were doing that and commented that they have been digging and closing holes yje whole day without stopping. The first blonde quietly replied- Well I suppose it probably looks odd because we normally are a three person team and the blonde that plants the trees called in sick this morning!
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@zeloguy (4911)
• United States
17 Jan 07
Hah! I've never heard that one.
One that is close...
A general contractor is talking with a woman about changes she wants done in her condo. Every once in a while the man yells ''gree side UP''... this goes on for a while when finally the woman puzzled by the man's screaming asked "Why are you screming out the window?"
The man replied "I have blondes laying sod across the street."
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@trouble4u2avoid (2915)
• United States
19 Jan 07
LOL, As a brunette, I just love hearing the blonde jokes. My all time favorites is:
How do you drown a blonde?
Attached a scratch and sniff sticker to the bottom of the pool.
@pestishor17 (213)
• Romania
18 Jan 07
Two blondes were driving along a road by w wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said You know- it`s blondes like that that give us a bad name!To this,the other blonde replies I know it,and if i knew how to swim, I`d go out there and drown her.
@prafulla107 (435)
• India
18 Jan 07
That one is kind of funny .... Yes I get it now. But that is not clean !! Is it ??
