tell everyone a joke and make the world happeir for a second!!!
By adigaadu
@adigaadu (195)
India
6 responses
@ukchriss (2097)
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19 Feb 07
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
“You just won’t believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“Oh yes dear, what happened ?”
“I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.”
“Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!!
What did you do with them ?”
“Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.”
@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
17 Jan 07
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."
@nehagarg (93)
• India
27 Jan 07
A group of blondes walk into a bar.One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them.The girls lift their glasses and toast,"Here's to 274 days..!!!" and proceeded drinking.
One again, they ask the bartender to "line 'em up",and again they toast to 274 days and doen their drinks.
The bartender said,"I don't get it.Why in the world are you toasting 274 days..??"
One of the blondes explained,"We've just finished a jigsaw puzzle that had for 2-4 years written on the box,but we finished it in 274 days..!!!"
@nuisance (84)
• Malaysia
21 Jan 07
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.
The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.
The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.
When the third one went in, the girl SCREAMED! and SCREAMED! About an hour later the girl came out moaning.
The first guy asked "Wow, how did you do that?" The guy, all tired and wet replied "I simply used my head".
