i have a gripe against women - they must be from another planet??

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i do have a gripe against women.well women as a species certainly act diffeent from us guys but there are somethings that does drive me bats.they are given below. 1.where does it say that only the guy should have to pay for the date.when does the woman get to pay? 2.everytime i go out with this girl,the minute i pick her up she immediately starts transferring her makeup items and stiff to my pant and shirt pockets.it makes them bulge out.she does it everytime.is there an unwritten rule for women that they have to transfer thier items form the handbag to thier partners pants and shirt?also what then is the handbag there for? 3.if the woman makes you wait while she is dressing and tells you she will be down in 2 minutes it actually translats down to 1 hour.i hate this aiting but heaven forbid,i am not to say anuthing on that! 4.well when a person goes to the washroom it is more often a case of attendig to our body functions,well at least for us guys.but when the ladies go to the washroom they do not come out for nearly an hour.they actually gossip in the washroom,can you believe this?and we should be patiently waiting for them outside? 5.when she cooks it must always taste fantastic,because any other comments will earn us guys a cold look and we will be thrown into the deep free.why is it that women canot take honest criticisms!?! 6.women wear cloying scents and perfumes but if we dab a little cologne and go slightly overboard with it,they willl complain to the heavens about it?is that fair? any coments/additions to the list above?