Even God enjoys a Good laugh!
By mari61960
@mari61960 (4893)
United States
January 18, 2007 9:45am CST
I got this in an email today and just had to pass it along. I mean no offense to anyone..I think it is really funny. Share your funny of the day here..all responses rated.
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil .
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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14 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
There were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,
"Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees called in sick today.
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@Amore1 (25)
• United States
5 Feb 07
Thank you, thank you, thank you! That is just to funny and I'm sure God loves it maybe even as much as the one about the kindergarten teacher asking a little girl what she was drawing, the little girls answers "I'm drawing a picture of God". "But no-one knows what God looks like", the teacher said. To which the girl replied: "They will when I finish the picture"
@GardenGerty (160665)
• United States
20 Jan 07
I loved it! this is my smile for the evening, now I have to go do housework. I appreciated the funny, my brother the pastor would appreciate it, too, but there are people we both know that would have a big fit. Laughter is much healthier. Of course God has a sense of humor, look at the elephant, and the giraffe, and the platypus, and the penguine.
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@mari61960 (4893)
• United States
30 Jan 07
I sent it to my brother and he emailed it to one of his pastors at the church he attends. He said he got a big kick out of it.
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
19 Jan 07
This was just too good! I too, copied and pasted this into an email for some friends. No offense taken!
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@mari61960 (4893)
• United States
19 Jan 07
I wish I could take credit for thinking it up, it is pretty good. lol
@Pekachu (1112)
• United States
2 Feb 07
an exasperated mother whoes son was always getting into miscief finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven" the boy thought it over and said "Well ill run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peters says, "For Heavens sakes Dylan come in or stay out!
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@simplejoy (359)
• China
2 Feb 07
It's so funny,hah...God will surely enjoy it.
Can i copy it and send to my friends?
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
19 Jan 07
heheheh I enjoyed this alot it was cute and funny as all get out. Makes us all wonder huh? Well hubby hollering for me to get off so Have a nice day! I think that this would be cute to send to friends I think they would get a kick out of it..lol.
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
9 Feb 07
I really enjoyed that. God does enjoy a good laugh, and He is awesome in all ways. I really liked this post. Thank you for another good one. Blessings, M&M
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
2 Feb 07
That is really kind of cute I am sure that God enjoyed it too.
@SwayingThunder (444)
• United States
18 Jan 07
omg that's just too funny. I love it. I'm going to copy/paste it to an e-mail and send it out if you don't mind. It's great. Thanks for a great early morning laugh before work. Great way to start out my day. :-)
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@thunderofsins (738)
• United States
8 Feb 07
I've heard that before, I love it! God gave us a sense of humor for a reason. :)