Satirical Presidential Speech on "War In Iraq"!!!

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Ladies and gentleman amd my fellow citizens, I am here to talk about one of the most talked issues of today, which is War in Iraq? War in Iraq is going very smooth and successfully, we have achieved many of our goals. Our first attempt was to free Iraqis from the rule of Saddam Hussaein, now they are free; our armed forces are working day and night to make sure they are "free in our hand." We went to Iraq in search of Weapons of Mass Destructions, unfortunately, we failed to find any. But we found something more valuable which is oil. Oil will help our economy by raising its' price. We need another $82 billion budget plan from congress, but that will soon be paid back, when the War in Iraq comes to an end. Our troops in Iraq are working extremely hard and are desperate to come home. I said they will come home soon, when the War in Iraq is over.