Funny! LOL! LMAO!
By muse02
@muse02 (213)
United States
January 21, 2007 1:03am CST
Did I get your attention. I was just wondering if anyone has any good jokes out there. I was on http://www.myfoxstl.com reading the blogs and there were some funny jokes on one of them. Do you have any good jokes you would like to share? I would love to hear them.
This isn't a joke, but I thought it was pretty funny. I live by a bunch of rednecks so I can relate!
REDNECK PICKUP LINES
1.Did you fart, cuz you just blew me away.
2.Are your parents retarded, cuz your special.
3.My love for you is like diarrhea..I can't hold it in.
4.Do you have a library card, cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5.Is there a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them.
6.If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8.Man-"Fat penguin!" Woman-"What?!?!" Man-"I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9.I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I could make your bed-rock.
10.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11.Your eyes are a blue as Windex window cleaner.
12.If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13.Your face reminds me of a wrench, everytime I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2 responses
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
21 Jan 07
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?".
The crow answered: Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
