alright folks. here' s one for you.
By brandonknies
@brandonknies (305)
United States
January 21, 2007 2:36am CST
a man goes up to his son, and tells him 'your going to have a new baby brother or sister! i am gonna go and put it in your mommy's belly, and in 9 months, the baby will be here!' well, naturally the boy is all excited. the next day, the man came home from work, and found his son crying out on the front step. he goes up to him 'son, what's wrong??' his son looks up at him and says, 'you know the baby you put inside mommy last night?' 'yes' he replies. 'while you were at work, the mailman came over and ate him!!!!'
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23 responses
@HighPriestess (739)
• Melbourne, Florida
21 Jan 07
Oh, that is truely tasteless. Oh wait, maybe it's not tasteless, in fact it tastes like tuna. Oh, no I didn't, yeah, I did. Thanks for the laugh. Keep em coming! oh, I did it again.
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@inflamation (866)
• Pakistan
22 Jan 07
That was really a good one. Now I have one to share too
Girl of 1980:
Girl:mama can I wear jeans
Mama: No, everyone will stare you
Girl of 2007:
Girl:Mama can I wear mini skirt
Mama: Yes beta, atleast wear anything.
@mdzafaruddin (879)
• India
22 Jan 07
great joke buddy .......see how funny modern generation dad gives explanation to kids
@rameshkumaar57 (5908)
• India
23 Mar 07
A very very good joke, as mentioned earlier by a reader, the postman is a very lucky guy, unfortunately this kind of thing never happens in real life, pity.
@yesikita_unm (91)
• United States
21 Jan 07
man that is absolutely hilarious. I was having a pretty weird morning full of crappy surprises and this just made the rest of my day. Thanks for sharing and letting people like me have a good laugh.
@samwilliams06 (946)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Wow , that was a really dirty joke...
Luckiliy we are all adults and understand the nature of this sick humor...lol
