I like to read jokes. But some jokes are far to long and I hate wasting my time on long, but bad jokes.
So here's the deal:
Post jokes that are under under 5 rows. I'll rate the best ones positively:)
president abe lincoln was such a simple man he used to polish his own shoes. one day a senator visiting him was aghast and asked him, " what mr president u polish ur own shoes?". lincoln replied, " ya, i do, whose shoes do u polish"
Did you hear about the Aggie who got killed hunting??
He was walking through the woodsand came upon a set of tracks. He started following then, and then he was hit by a train!!!
Did you know that they are going to start putting the bright/dim switch back on the floorboards of cars??
Its because Aggies (Texas A&M) keep getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel.
