speeding ticket

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A driver is pulled over by a cop.The cop approaches the driver's door. Driver: Is there a problem officer?Cop: Sir,you were speeding.Can i see your license please?Driver: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."Cop: "You don't have one?"Driver: "I lost it four times for drunk driving."Cop: I see. Can i see your vehicle registration papers please?Driver: "I'm sorryI can't do that."Cop: "Why not?"Driver: "I stole this car."Cop: "Stole it?"Driver: "Yes, and I killed the owner."Cop: "You what!?"Driver: "She's in the trunk if you want to see."Now the officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for backup. Within minutes five police cars show up surrounding the car.A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer: "Sir,Could you step out of your vehicle,please?"Driver: "Is there a problem sir?"Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."Driver: "Murdered the owner?"Officer: "Yes,Could you open the trunk of your car please?"The man opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer: "Is this your car sir?"The man says "Yes", and hands over the registration papers. Quite stunned Officer: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license.He looks quite puzzled."Thank you sir, one of my officers told me that you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner."The man replies, "I bet you the lying b*stard told you I was speeding too...!!!"