Funeral arrangements

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What do you want when you die? Have you thought about what flowers you want, what music you want etc? Do you want to be buried or cremated? Or maybe frozen? If I die before I'm too old I want to be stuffed. I also want a motion-sensitive hand in front of my headstone that jumps out and grabs anyone who walks on my grave, possibly with some scary noises! Also, if I don't get married, then I want the vicar dressed as a giant vegetable or fruit - pea, tomato, banana or carrot for preference. If I get married then I will have that at my wedding as I can be here to appreciate it, otherwise I think it would add a cool surrealist air to my funeral, especially if I was stuffed first and stood at the front of the church next to the vicar! Do you have any unusual plans for your death or would you want something more sombre? Do you want it to be a celebration of your life or a mourning of your passing?