Another Night of Idol Mania! What would you say if you were a judge?

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I love American Idol but wish more than anything to be a judge on the show. I just can't stand it when tone deaf people get up and try to sing but, instead, end up pealing the paint from the walls with their catterwalling. I'd be harshest on the non-singers who actually don't realize they can't sing. These would be the tone deaf ones that no one ever told them they couldn't sing...and someone should have. It would be these sad, misguided individuals that I would lay the smack down on the hardest just so they would never get up in front of a crowd and embarrass themselves again. Now, the ones who know they can't sing but just want 15 minutes of fame by acting like a complete fool; those I'd just cut off quick and send on their way so they wouldn't get the opportunity they thought they would to be on TV. Honestly, I'd make Simon Cowell look downright nice because it would tick me off AND hurt my ears to put up with the vocally challenged! WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU WERE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL?