Old and Young Rooster

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A farmer decided that it was time yet again to get a new rooster. The current rooster was kind of old and he feared that it was not doing its job to the best of its ability. So he goes to an old family friend and bought a new young rooster. He picked the biggest and strongest one he could find. When he got back to his farm he released the new rooster and went to go sit on the porch to decide what he was going to make the old rooster into. Well the young rooster goes up to the older one and says "I am younger, stronger, and faster than you old man and I am here to take your women." The old rooster quickly replied "Sonny, in order for you to take over you will need to beat me in a small challange. We will run twice around the house and the first one to go around twice first wins. And if you win, you can take over and I will leave you alone." The young rooster agreed, and they both got to their starting positions. The old rooster looked at the youger one and asked if he can get a head start since he is kind of old. The young rooster agreed thinking that he will beat the old rooster headstart or not. The old rooster took off, then the young rooster. One time around the house and the younger rooster is catching up and was just about to pass to older one. Then he exploded. The farmer lowered his shotgun and said "***k, thats the third one I bought and he turned out to be gay too."