The Big Lie

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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... So help me, God. It's not about the money. Weapons of mass destruction. The check is in the mail. Lose 30lbs in 30 days! This won't hurt a bit. It isn't wise to change horses mid-stream. Time heals all wounds. Democracy= freedom. Global warming isn't real. Fox news is un-biased. I feel your pain. I have no idea why you pulled me over, officer. Jodie Foster made me do it. That's a great idea! Jesus was just a man. Everyone has a price. Nobody gets hooked the first time. Time heals all wounds. We never expected the levees to be compromised. Phone taps are needed to protect you. God hates f*gs. This program will change your life! Ronald Reagan was the anti-Christ. I have no recollection of that, your honor. It won't happen again. I didn't think the gun was loaded. *****I did this on my blog once. It was interesting to see what peoople came up with. Please add your own lies to the list!