Have you ever zipped it up ?
By cclay34
@cclay34 (486)
United States
January 25, 2007 4:21am CST
Have you ever zipped your private parts up in your zipper ? Let me tell you, If you are not religous then you will be in about 1/10th of a second. Every word that comes out of your mouth will be OH GOD OH GOD. Its the craziest thing, there you are with your thing zipped up and your hunkered over trying to go backwards like you can get away from it.
If you think it hurt to zip it up, wait until you get enough nerve up to unzip it, This will bring tears to the eyes of even the biggest and strongest of people.
Can you imagine what it would be like if you couldnt get it unzipped ? When you arrived at the hospital and everyone realized why you were there, they wouldnt be able to help you because they would be laughing so hard hahaha
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4 responses
@rhinoboy (2129)
•
25 Jan 07
I've experienced the excruciating pain you describe. Luckily (if it could ever be called lucky!) for me, I was wearing dress trousers rather than jeans. The zip on these is a finer, plastic coated version. I even escapes without loss of blood!
I can't imagine the devastation that a pair of levi's could cause!
@pirtlems (245)
• United States
25 Jan 07
yes i have and you learn a lesson real fast : wear underwear.
as it hurts like like no other you have ever had. when it happened to me i just grabbed my pants at the and ripped the zipper apart .
@WebMann (4731)
• Canada
25 Jan 07
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooouch!!!!
I remember the very first time I did this I was in so much pain I walked or hobbled back to my class, stuff my head in the door crying for help.
She was such a sweet heart about getting my little willie loose. And I was in no position to be embarrassed.
The next time it happened it was so fast I hardly had time to scream as I ripped a small chunk of my manhood right out of the side of it. Oh man even remembering it made me break into a cold sweat.
The last thing I did that was extremely painful was:
I took up playing guitar and let my fingernails grow on one hand so I could pick notes better. Well I was making a dash for the can, nearly ready to explode, I reached in only to discover that one of my long finger nails had broken and ripped into my little tool, oh so painful, gotta stop talking about it.
