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A 54 year old man had a plastic surgery to look younger. So to test if the operation worked, he asks people. He was walking to a flower shop to buy some roses. He asked the lady selling the flowers if she can guess his age and he will buy all of her flowers. She said, "36?". "I'm sorry I'm already 54 years old". "Wow! The operation really did pay off!" Then he went to Mc Donald's to buy something to eat. While waiting for his burger, he asks the lady behind the counter. If she can guess his age, he will take her for dinner. The girl said, "35?". "Ooppsss!!! Wrong answer! I'm already 54 years old.". He said to himself, "WOW! My young girlfriend will be very surprised!". Then he went to a bus terminal / station. He sat beside an old lady and thought of asking her the same question. Then the old lady said, " I can tell a man's age just by touching his balls.". He got interested of what the lady can do. So he open his fly and let the lady's hand feel his balls for about like 3 minutes. The she said,"54!!!". He was very surprised and he asked her, "How did you know I'm 54?". The old lady answered with a grin, "I WAS STANDING IN LINE BEHIND YOU AT MC DONALD'S!"