two engineering students
By nnsb75
@nnsb75 (632)
United States
January 26, 2007 8:10am CST
Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said "where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when beautiful woman rode up with these bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all here clothes and said, "take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.
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@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street.
A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever
The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first shhe said:
I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette, she got a pot of silver.
Next the brunette went in she said:
I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond, she got a new car.
The blond went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said:
I think...
She was vanished into the mirror forever
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week, by doing as little as possible.
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"
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@whattobegood000 (1179)
• China
26 Jan 07
i am happy to read a comedy ,do you understand the humour in it.