The worst way to propose to someone

Go and catch the leg instead of hand and say I will always keep yours legs in my hands!! :)

I always thiught myself as a romantic but I blew it when it came time to propose to my wife. We were dating and we bought a vehicle together. I said "Well, we might as well get married since we now have the same financial obligation" Pretty lame huh? She claims I have made up for it by being a good husband and father. Saul Goode