What's the craziest thing that your child has done?

Well, this is a toss up. So I'll just list all I can remember. Our daughter when she was about 8 took a permanent marker and tattooed her whole body. That took awhile to fade away. And another would be when she told our new neighbors that her dad had been arrested for wearing women's clothing. Now that one was funny, I don't think I ever laughed so hard, but my husband didn't seem to see the humor in it. We didn't find out till a couple weeks later when his grandmother called him and asked him when he started wearing women's clothing. It did explain why the neighbors would take off into the house whenever we pulled in and would wave at them. Now my son at age 4 got into the acrylic paints I do crafts with, and painted himself completely blue and red. It came off his body okay, but it stained his hair for a week or so. And then he tried making a grilled cheese in the VCR.

Kids seem to have a thing about markers. I was gone one night and when I came home my four-year-old son said "Look, I look like Brother Al." Brother Al was a man in our church that was covered in tatoos. My son had taken a permanent black marker and colored his arms from wrist to elbows. The sad thing about it was that he sat at my husbands feet while he did it. What was dad doing? Playing on the computer.

haha! I love it!! Ok i was in the grocery store and this is when the movie Cars just came out,this lady had a CArs cup i her cart, Skylar looks and says how much he loves it and then proceeds to show her his top part of his boxers! half bum!! and says SEE I HAVE THAT ON MY UNDERWEAR!! lol lol1 wait thats not it! lol..we start to laugh..and talk a minute and then her mouth drops and as i look..my son is BUTT NAKED!!his shoes,shorts and undees are off and he starts to run saying I HAVE TO PEE NOW!!!!!OMG!!!HAHAHAHAH!! im disabled and i cant run at all..and im here yelling for him..and all i see is his little white bum shaking as he runs across the store to the bathroom!! I picked up his stuff,,and when i got there..iwent to yell and then he comes out..WHEWW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE MOMMA I ALMOST PEED MYSELF!! everyone and myself just started to laugh as i hand his clothes..i will never forget that day ever!

he took "black" paint and spilled it all over the floor, wall, rug. this was when he was little. he is now almost 15 and i still find black paint every once in awhile.

Well the craziest my son did was when he was about 3 years old. It happend when we stopped by his grandparens house, they have this big yard with pole barn. which you can park the right in front of it. I had this really old beater car that was a stick shift. Well, we both whent into the house and while I was talking to them, he got impassioned and when outside to play, I was still able to see him through the screen door. But low and behold I took my eyes off him for a sec, and he got into my car in the driverside. All of the sudden I hear my car turn on and started slowly heading for the pole barn. I came running outside trying to stop the car my pushing against it like superman. Well you can imagine that don't work, I just did not know what else to do at that second. Thankfully he only went about 6 Feet when the car bumped into the barn. No one got hurt or anything got damaged. But it scared the living daylights out of me and he still remembers to this day.

My daughter and our former neighbor's daughter took dark purple craft paint and painted my outside window (the entire thing), as well as several other smears of it (even got the carpet!). Thank God it was latex craft paint and not oil-based or else it couldn't be removed!

I let my son draw in the paint program of my computer when he was 5. After 30 minutes, I got back on the computer and I realized he has deleted a lot of my files and they weren't in the Recyle Bin either. He also renamed some of the files with a bunch of letters that didn't spell anything out.