Science Type Jokes Which I made Up.

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Well I sit in Chemistry and Physics very bored so try and come up with classicaly bad jokes. 1. Where does and electron keep its money?In a savings account... (I have posted that one before but thought I would tell you it again!!) 2. An atom walks into a bar (yes I know it is stupid) and says to a man, "I think I have lost an electron,"The man replies "Are you sure""Yes, I'm positive." says the atom. (my friends joke) 3. I saw an electron getting run over today. It was shocking... 4. What happened to the neutron that got caught steeling??It got charged. Now I know these are all shockingly bad (excuse the pun) but remember these are made up by me to keep me sain during these boring classes. They are not intended to be hilarious.