If my best friend was a dog, where does that leave my cat?

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If man's best friend is a dog, then a woman's is a cat. Not to sound sexists or anything, but a cat can be a man's best friend also, right? Cats have a right to be my best friend. Especially when it comes to interacting with my dog. Dogs are great companions and cats are great to have around for dogs to play with. I look at cats as play toys for dogs. If you own a cat you need to own a dog that's at least twice the size of it. What's the point of owning a cat if all it does is crap in a box if it's inside? If it's outside, your lucky if that cat even comes up to you. There is a guarantee the cat will come to you, feed it. Same thing goes for owning a dog. A dog by itself is like a unicyle with a flat tire. It needs a cat to chase. Life doesn't get much better than watching a dog chase a cat. What do you think?