Things Adults Learn From Kids

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Things Adults Learn From Kids: - There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. - If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. - A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. - 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. - It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. - Baseballs make marks on ceilings. - You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. - When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. - A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. - The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. - When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late. - Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. - A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. - A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. - If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes. - A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep. - Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. - Duplos will not. - Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. - Super glue is forever. - McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know. - Ditto Tarzan. - No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. - Pool filters do not like Jello. - VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. - Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. - Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. - You probably do not want to know what that odor is. - Always look in the oven before you turn it on. - Plastic toys do not like ovens. - The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time. - The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. - It will however make cats dizzy. - Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. - Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry. - A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect). Please feel free to add to this list!