Jokes that 'll keep you rolling all night
By shundiggs
@shundiggs (183)
Nigeria
January 30, 2007 11:40am CST
The Glooomy Day
Two friends met on the street. One looked rather Forlorn and down in the dumps.the other man asked, "hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in".
The sad fellow said "let me tell you, 3 weeks ago an Uncle died and left me 10k dollars".
The friend baffled replied "i'm sorry to hear abt the death but a bit if good luck to you, uh"
"hold on, i'm just getting started, two weeks ago a distant cousin i never met died and left me 30k dollars" the guy went on.
"well you can't be dissapointed with that thats good fortune" the friend replied.
"yep last week, my grand dad passed and i inherited almost a hundred thousand dollars"
"incredible so how come you look so glum"
"Well,This week: nothing"
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3 responses
@SK401001 (934)
• United States
31 Jan 07
While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted: "Are there any gators around here!?"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin,'" the beachcomber replied.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The Sharks got 'em."
@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
31 Jan 07
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor
arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year
old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the
mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new
born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take
his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there
in the first place!!"
