Two disgusting scoops: a cautionary tale

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Ok, so one time i ate some raisin bran and it wasn't very good. i planned not to eat it again until i ran out of the other, better, more delicious cereals. that took about a month. ~ASIDE: my mother likes, um, organization? yeah. she's very organized. she used to keep our cereals inside these tupperware cereal containers. note the usage of "used to." ok, back to the story... so there i was, a month later, with bowl in hand. i was ready, but not eager, to consume more raisin-y grossness, when i noticed something strange about the container. or, rather, the contents of the container... THERE WERE WORMS INSIDE THE CEREAL!!!!! ::pause, for dramatic effect:: i threw the container away and i never, ever, ever, ever ate raisin bran again. ~the end.