Chav Jokes

United States
January 30, 2007 5:55pm CST
Has anyone got any Chav jokes? Here are a couple to start the thread off: What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Answer: Sorted What do you call a chav in a blender? Answer: Mush Please post anymore you've heard.
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@anonymili (3138)
24 Mar 07
Chavanni - Oh dear, so glad I'd never receive a card like this one
I think this image pretty much says it all about chavs...
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• United States
24 Mar 07
LOL. Will Burberry ever recover do you think?
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@anonymili (3138)
27 Mar 07
LOL I guess not. About 20 years ago from what I understand Burberry used to be cool (not that I've ever owned any personally)... Thanks for the best response on this one. x
@judyt00 (3497)
• Canada
30 Jan 07
I guess you think those are funny, but hers's abetter one, How do you get a girl chav pregnant? I'll answer in a bit, after you've made a guess or two
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• United States
31 Jan 07
Don't keep us in suspense, tell us now.
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@judyt00 (3497)
• Canada
31 Jan 07
the answer is, AND YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE STUPID!
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@jend80 (2071)
• United Kingdom
7 Mar 07
I remember that first joke (the filing cabinet one) from when I was a school (early 90s) - back then it was about ravers (along with What do call a raver in a bank? Safe) This was pre Chav, the same sort of people often hanging arround outide shops in tracksuits outside McDonalds were slagged off as townies.
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• United States
7 Mar 07
Yeah - the jokes never really change do they? I expect similar jokes will be told in 50 years time.
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@AskAlly (3625)
• Canada
31 Jan 07
First you have to explain who or what Chav is . I know I would find it funnier if I knew!! I'm all for a good laugh :)
• United States
31 Jan 07
Chavs are an underclass in Britain. Have you seen the show "Little Britain"? It's Chav Britain writ large. Jade Goody (of Celebrity Big Brother fame) is also a chav.
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• United States
1 Mar 07
I guess each country has it's own group of people they poke fun of. I have never heard of a chav until today. In America a lot of jokes are aimed at people on welfare. I guess they could be considered our chavs.
26 Jul 08
Okay, heres my chav joke... What do you call a car with two chavs in it but no music?... A police car
@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
1 Apr 07
lol, this is a great thread you start, hope there is something on my memory now, but duh... later its in the winds yet, what will you call that?