JUST FOR LAUGHS JOKES

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body." The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

a parish cork was missing during mass. PRIEST; who has a cork All men rose PRIEST; i mean who has seen a cork All women rose PRIEST;sory, who has seen my cork All nuns rose THE END.

These 2 blondes are in a bar. A blonde says "i took my drivers test again today" the other 1 says "how was it?" first 1 replies "not good, failed again" other 1 asks "how come?" first 1 explains "well i got to this round about and there was a sign with 30 (*sidenote* this marks the speed in belgium) so i drove around it 30 times." other 1 asks "Oh and u counted wrong or what??"

a scene from heaven with st. peter and a long line of people wanting to enter heaven St. Peter to an old man: whats ur religion Old man: Catholic St. Peter: Enter ur room is #65, but be very quiet when u pass by rm. 13 St. peter to the lady: religion? Lady: adventist St. peter: enter, ur rm.# 68, but be very quiet when u pass by rm 13. the curious lady approached st. peter Lady: why do we need to be quiet? st. peter: ur husband is in rm. 13, he thought he's the only one here

The Perfect Employee, Huh ? 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again...."

I like your joke. It is short, and funny. (and true in many cases) I told my husband he he laughed like crazy. Good one he said. I agree.

THE WORM SAIS TO HIS GIRLFRIEND: IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CHICKEN! :))

2 dumb fishermen(Paul & Jim) decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught their limit inside of twenty minutes. Paul said, (Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come,) Jim says good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot.... With that paul says, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish.

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said "Uh, 14? "No," the teacher said. The second kid said "3.8" "Not quite" the teacher said. Finally the third kid said "That's easy, 4" "Yes, you all get recess now". At the playground the kids asked how did he know the answer and he said "It's all about the Kidneys!" as he pointed to his head.

a man i cut hair 10 times in a day how is it possible man i m a barber

I thought of a joke when i entered the discussion room but looking at others joke's my joke looke like a statement,so i thought-Back off.

His wife said: "Be an angel and let me drive." So he did, and now he is.

7 men were working in a mine. They started running low on fuel and water. So, the chinese guy was voted to go get more supplies. The chinese guy left, and he was gone 30 minutes, then 40, then an hour...and finally one of the guys said "Where's the supplies?" and the chinese guy jumped out in front of everyone and yelled "supplise!" get it? when a chinese guy says "suprise" it sounds like "supplies".??? Don't get me wrong...I love the chinese.

THE WORM SAIS TO HIS GIRLFRIEND: IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CHICKEN! :))

Thanks for the laughs everyone. Much appreciated.

i also love joke and laugh

wud u like to hear one

ya sense of humor is important for one

Please give sokme really funny things and jokes..