Roles in Heaven....( For INDIANS only )

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Each Devi Devtas( characters ) have uniqe designation in Heaven. some one sent me in email. Hope you enjoy it. Brahma System Installation Vishnu System Administartion & Support Lakshmi Finance & Account consultant Saraswati Training & Knowledge Managment Shiva DBA ( Crash Specialist ) Ganesha Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada Data Transfer Yamaraj Reorgnization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas In house Hackers Ravan Internet Explorer WWWF Kumbhakaran Zombie Process Lakshman Support Software and Backup Hanuman Linux/s390 Baali MS Windows Sugreeva DOS Jatayu Firewall Dronacharya System Programmer Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects Shakuni Annual appraisal and Promotion Valmiki Technical Writer ( Ramayana sign off documents ) Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel development and life cycle) Dharmaraj Yudhishthira ISO Consultant ( CMM Level 5) Arjun Lead Programmer ( Al companies are vying for him ) Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer Draupadi Motivation and team building Bhima MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB Karana Contract programmer Dhritrashtra Visual C++ Gandhari Dreamweaver 100 Kauravaas Microsoft Service Packs and Patches Regards Baba :)