Why Slow Children Only?

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Have you noticed that fast children are discriminated against? When was the last time you saw a sign that said "Fast School Ahead"? In fact I don't think I have ever seen a school for fast kids. Just the other day my neighbors kids asked me to take them to the playground, I pile them into the car and we are almost there and I see the sign "Slow Playground". Dang so now I have to sit in the car with the fast kid until the slow kid is done playing. And what about cross walks, when was the last time you saw one for fast kids? Never I'm sure, but there are plenty of signs that say "Slow Children Crossing" Gosh slow kids even have their own neighborhoods, the ever so present "Slow Children Playing" and the fast kids are no place to be found. It's a sin! Of course you know I'm kidding and this post is for fun. What about you? Have you see the signs of discrimination against a certain group, food, animal or anything else for that matter?