3 Sick Soldiers

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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What's your problem,Sol dier?" "Chronic syphilis,Sir!" "What treatment are you get ting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines,Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Sol dier?" "Chronic piles,Sir!" "What treatment are you get ting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines,Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Sol dier?" "Chronic gum disease,Sir!" "What treatment are you get ting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two,Sir!"