Drunks
By 518lot
@518lot (9)
China
February 6, 2007 6:24am CST
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
2 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
8 Feb 07
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
@designermom (69)
• United States
6 Feb 07
That's pretty bad :o) How about this one, What's the difference between Broccoli and Bugers? Your kids won't eat the broccoli!!! My kids love that one :o)
