Maybe some of us should go to this class...LOL....

@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
February 6, 2007 4:03pm CST
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?" "A rose?" asked the neighbor. "Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"
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mergl81
@mergl81 (195)
• United States
13 Feb 07
That's a good one. I need a memory class I forgett hings all the time. It drives my husband nuts.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
13 Feb 07
My husband is such a brat too...when I can't find my keys and I ask if anyone's seen them he will reply, "Where did you last put them?" Now if I knew where I last had them, I wouldn't be asking for help looking for them, would I? LOL
Gabs
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
10 Feb 07
Hahahaha, I like it but not so sure I would go to that Class, lol.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
11 Feb 07
Why not? We could have so much fun not remembering, together! LOL
weemam
@weemam (13372)
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8 Feb 07
lol kat theat was brilliant my parents sadly both have Alzheimers now but it made me laugh as my dad can be like that and he still laughs at everything too lol xx
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
8 Feb 07
I'm sorry your parents are afflicted with that awful condition. But I'm glad you and they can still enjoy life and humor.
mtdewgurl74
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
9 Feb 07
Hmm. I need a memory class I am forever forgetting everything. I found this cute and enjoyed it alot.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
13 Feb 07
Np. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
nana1944
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
6 Feb 07
middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
7 Feb 07
OMG...that's a good one! Too funny. Thanks.
CatEyes
@CatEyes (2448)
• United States
9 Feb 07
That made me laugh and it sounds just like me. I always forget my husbands name and it is sooo sad. I don't froget my sons though....I wonder why? There really are classes out there that are supposed to help, but I do know that the more you engage your mind the better the memory. Reading is a great way to improve your memory too.
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Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
10 Feb 07
Don't feel bad...I sometimes call my son Midnight...that's one of my cats! And I agree, reading is a wonderful way to help the memory. Thanks.
nana1944
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
6 Feb 07
middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."
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